Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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