OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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