but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Let's paint friendship bongs
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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