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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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