I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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