Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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