Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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