She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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