when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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