If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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