At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
