he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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