Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My vagina is very pro this idea
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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