On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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