she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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