You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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