he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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