Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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