Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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