I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
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