Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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