He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
