Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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