My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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