You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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