I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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