Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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