sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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