he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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