If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She tied me up with her honor cords...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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