If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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