Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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