i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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