do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
its liver damage thursday
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