dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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