these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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