Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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