Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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