He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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