can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This baby is an asshole
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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