My nipple is on Facebook.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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