The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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