why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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