in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
