i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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