and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm too high and old for this...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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