She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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