You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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