That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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