It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
